Maybe some old hag will offer to breastfeed you on the beach, I dunno. But people will think it’s for medical reasons, you poor thing.
On the other hand, if you go in diapers you’ll definitely be seen as an incontinent impotent wimp. As it rides up your ass and you daintily pick your wedgie you’ll hear a lot of taunts. Like, girls are going to be laughing at you nonstop. So, what are you choosing? Bikini or diapers? if you pick bikini you’ll definitely be flagged as a sissy fag. “Yes, mommy, he will think your ass looks great.” Bill who would soon be a bull in this perverted cuckold relationship and would see the sissified hubby who couldn’t live up to marital expectations. “Do you think Bill will think my ass looks cute in this?” she asked about one of her own bikini bottoms.
Nooooooo! What kind of Sophie’s Choice was this? He cried while she went about the business of putting her own swimsuit on. She’d given him a choice, which is more than most sissies got.